Welcome to a page all about Staines. More specifically, all about the best sports pubs in Staines. If you like the look of a pub on this page, click on it. You'll be taken through to the pub's profile where you'll be able to do a whole host of cool stuff like invite your mates, make a booking, check out the pub's features and facilities, take a look at the menu etc. I'm sure you get the picture by now. You may also find our best pubs in London page pretty handy as well. Check it out if you fancy a venture deeper into the city.
Home to Ali-G. Innit. Also home to Staines Town FC and the unusually named Staines Lammas FC. A couple of lower league clubs with a massiv rivalry. Respek. Being inside the M25, there's a boatload of pubs in the area meaning plenty of perfect watering holes to settle down in for the big match. There's another Staines in the UK, in Surrey, which changed its name to Staines-Upon-Thames to shake off the link to Ali-G. Shame on them. This Staines, however, stuck true to its roots and is still prospering from the film. Booyakasha!