Another key segment of the much loved Athletico Mince podcast that remains absolutely football free is Bob's South African stories.

Long, rambling yet always delivering a moment of gold along the way, this supercut is well worth a listen next time you've got an hour to kill and no one to disturb with your wheezing laughter.

Contains a heap of adult language, absolutely no factual basis and the single worst accent you've ever heard. Enjoy.

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