So you're in Ashford, you've just hopped off the Eurostar for one more dose of Great British Sporting Action before subjecting yourself to the cultural wasteland that lies beyond the Channel Tunnel... Only joking, PSG are solid. Anyway, don't worry, MatchPint will point you in the right direction of the nearest sports pub - all you have to do is enter your location here to find out exactly what games are being shown and where.
Ashford is in Kent, which is a word used in Douglas Adams and John Lloyd's masterpiece of a dictionary, The Meaning of Liff. Kent (adj.) Politely determined not to help despite a violent urge to the contrary. Kent expressions are seen on the faces of people who are good at something watching someone else who can't do it at all.