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Footballers Being Douchelords - Autumn 2014 Estonia v England - 8 Thoughts & Feelings Chiriches Sends Steaming Hot Face Melter At Pal's Mush Opinion - Three Of The Best Championship Graduates PFA Confirm Footballer Haircuts Part Of Elaborate Sex Prank Time To Stop Yanking Their Chain? Zlatan - A Video History Of His Greatest Goals MLS Rebrand – Predictably The Worst Thing Ever Imagined Guest Blog - 11 Joys Premier League Fans Will Never Experience Stop Taking Shit Corner Kicks With Six Simple Steps

Footballers Being Douchelords - Autumn 2014

Who's been a blundering wally-pop of late? Footballers and their moronic japes under the microscope. How long before one of our beloved stars ends up with a Darwin award? Read More

Estonia v England - 8 Thoughts & Feelings

We go to town on the big topics following a frustrating evening in Tallinn. We talk Rooney, Chambers, Roy and Raheem. Read More

Chiriches Sends Steaming Hot Face Melter At Pal's Mush

Spurs lose cannon Vlad Chiriches mullers footy into teammate's unsuspecting mush. Looks/sounds unfeasibly painful. Read More

Opinion - Three Of The Best Championship Graduates

Making the leap from massive Championship legend to even vaguely competent Premier League player is a tricky one, just ask Sylvain Ebanks-Blake. As a result we've picked out the very best performers from the promoted clubs thus far. Read More

PFA Confirm Footballer Haircuts Part Of Elaborate Sex Prank

PFA confirms epidemic of schlids in Premier League part of wider prank. Read More

Time To Stop Yanking Their Chain?

The MLS is far from a joke these days. Will Collins discusses why it's time to cut the soccer gags and get on board with an exciting emerging league. Read More

Zlatan - A Video History Of His Greatest Goals

It's Zlatan's birthday, in celebration of this fact we've compiled his greatest career goals in one gloriously lazy Friday afternoon of an article. Tuck in and remind yourself of just what he's capable of with a football. Read More

MLS Rebrand – Predictably The Worst Thing Ever Imagined

MLS unleash new logo - it's all sorts of 'meh' and horrendous marketing waff. Read More

Guest Blog - 11 Joys Premier League Fans Will Never Experience

To the average PL fan the lower leagues may as well be Mordor - miserable, far away and all together rather fanciful. Ross Gibson couldn't love the less glamorous side of English football any more though. He runs us through 11 of his favourite things about life towards the bottom of the pile. Read More

Stop Taking Shit Corner Kicks With Six Simple Steps

We use lessons learnt from the worst corner kicks ever taken to show how you could be the master of your set piece destiny in 5 days with just a few crazy tips you will not believe you've never thought of before! Read More


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Footballers Being Douchelords - Autumn 2014

By Pete Starr | Oct. 17, 2014 4:36am | 0 Comments

Footballers Being Douchelords - Autumn 2014

Who's been a blundering wally-pop of late? Footballers and their moronic japes under the microscope. How long before one of our beloved stars ends up with a Darwin award?

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Estonia v England - 8 Thoughts & Feelings

By Pete Starr | Oct. 13, 2014 8:25am | 0 Comments

Estonia v England - 8 Thoughts & Feelings

We go to town on the big topics following a frustrating evening in Tallinn. We talk Rooney, Chambers, Roy and Raheem.

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Chiriches Sends Steaming Hot Face Melter At Pal's Mush

By Pete Starr | Oct. 10, 2014 8:28pm | 0 Comments

Chiriches Sends Steaming Hot Face Melter At Pal's Mush

Spurs lose cannon Vlad Chiriches mullers footy into teammate's unsuspecting mush. Looks/sounds unfeasibly painful.

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Opinion - Three Of The Best Championship Graduates

By Michael Hewitson | Oct. 9, 2014 5:27pm | 0 Comments

Opinion - Three Of The Best Championship Graduates

Making the leap from massive Championship legend to even vaguely competent Premier League player is a tricky one, just ask Sylvain Ebanks-Blake. As a result we've picked out the very best performers from the promoted clubs thus far.

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PFA Confirm Footballer Haircuts Part Of Elaborate Sex Prank

By Pete Starr | Oct. 9, 2014 7:09am | 0 Comments

PFA Confirm Footballer Haircuts Part Of Elaborate Sex Prank

PFA confirms epidemic of schlids in Premier League part of wider prank.

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Preview - England v San Marino

By Pete Starr | Oct. 8, 2014 10:00pm | 0 Comments

Preview - England v San Marino

It's a preview of England v San Marino. Team news, tactical titbits and some fascinating facts about San Marino.

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MatchPint Email - The Week In Sport - 8th October

By Pete Starr | Oct. 8, 2014 5:30pm | 0 Comments

MatchPint Email - The Week In Sport -  8th October

The weekly MatchPint email, telling you all you need to know about the week's upcoming sport.

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Time To Stop Yanking Their Chain?

By Guest | Oct. 7, 2014 5:05pm | 0 Comments

Time To Stop Yanking Their Chain?

The MLS is far from a joke these days. Will Collins discusses why it's time to cut the soccer gags and get on board with an exciting emerging league.

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The Sporting Week Ahead - MatchPint Email

By Pete Starr | Oct. 7, 2014 1:00am | 0 Comments

MatchPint's guide to the sporting week ahead. What to watch and where to do it.

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Monday Awards - 6th October

By Pete Starr | Oct. 6, 2014 10:53pm | 0 Comments

Monday Awards - 6th October

It's Monday! Meaning it's time for another overly long, hugely biased and deeply unfunny look at the weekend's footy. United, Henderson, Chelsea and Sunderland are the big winners this time, whilst Warnock, Harry, Burnley and Koscielny do a whole lot of sucking ass.

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