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Lols all round as Steve McClaren has a Weston trying to get on the Derby team bus. An utterly vital 10 seconds of you day.Read more>>
Know your rugby? Capable of an amusing turn of phrase? Fancy being MatchPint's rugby correspondent over the Autumn Internationals? Get involved!Read more>>
Concerned your wife might leave you for a man who knows more interesting facts about NK Maribor than you?
FEAR NOT, get educated in under 2 minutes.
Diving, eggy managers, centre forward master-classes and MORE! We dissect another splendid weekend of Premier League football. Tuck the hell in.Read more>>
Who's been a blundering wally-pop of late? Footballers and their moronic japes under the microscope. How long before one of our beloved stars ends up with a Darwin award?Read more>>
We go to town on the big topics following a frustrating evening in Tallinn. We talk Rooney, Chambers, Roy and Raheem.Read more>>
Spurs lose cannon Vlad Chiriches mullers footy into teammate's unsuspecting mush. Looks/sounds unfeasibly painful.Read more>>
PFA confirms epidemic of schlids in Premier League part of wider prank.Read more>>
It's a preview of England v San Marino. Team news, tactical titbits and some fascinating facts about San Marino.Read more>>
The weekly MatchPint email, telling you all you need to know about the week's upcoming sport.Read more>>